Apollo Shines Pheme Brighter than the Sun!

I am SO excited! Apollo took a few days vacation from his Musical Muses and the spectacular show they're rehearsing to dip his brush into a painting for MOI! He's such a Phantastic Phan of Pheme that he gladly volunteered his vast talents to give me my new look for my blog! And today, I get to share it all with you, so you too may bow at my beauty, and the talent of our all-talented Apollo! Smooches, baybe!

Finally! An exclusive!

Your Phabulous Pheme phinally scored an interview with the ever elusive CALYPSO! Unfortunately, true to form, she had nothing to say...

Don't lose your head!

The wicked Gorgon Medusa has been slayed by Persues! Rumor has it that he attempted to use Medusa to turn his mother-in-law to stone and it failed, and in his great disgust, he beheaded her!

Out from the hideous creature upsprang a beautiful flying horse; Pegasus!
The gods are all a'twitter!



Many speculate publicity stunt....
There are whispers that the human Hercules is involved.
we'll wait it out to see.

Really Athena? Overcompensation, much?

Here we see Athena's new PR work.
Just because your Zeus' little girl (who isn't?) doesn't mean you have to be quite so flashy. Just...no. We get it: Mighty Athena who helped the great Odysseus. But, c'mon. Seriously?

AHAHAHAHA Medusa! The BEFORE Pic!

Really, the photos say it all!
BEFORE

AFTER

Thanks a LOT, Athena. Now we have to look at THAT. Oh wait... we can't. Stoners.

Aphrodite Kidman? Botox overload!

Yeah... we can't tell you've had ANY work done there, Miss Funshine. 'Cause everyone knows we all look that good at WHAT age? Uh huh. That's what I thought. Exclusive here brought to you by MOI! PHEME! Remember who keeps you in the loops and clouds of knowing!

Funky Freaky Fates Strike Fear!

Oh my Zeus, guys, you will NOT believe it! The Fates are supposedly conjuring up a new brew, and from what I hear, Lamia has a MUCH shorter thread than the Fates originally led her granddaddy, Poisiden, to believe! Aside from that, Hera is disgusted that Zeus seduced Lamia as well as rest of the diety, but from what Hera told a friend of a friend of mine, Zeus had a thing for the shape-shifter and some unzeusly phantasies that I won't even begin to mention here. But, Fate LACHESIS is apparently growing tired of spinning that particular yarn is now BEGGING, yes BEGGING her sister, ATROPOS, to snip that sucker before Lamia changes yet again. Zeus yet again brings us to new lows with the term "bumping uglies".



C'MON Zeus! This? Really? HORK!

Tummy Tuck Much, Zeus?

So I just got wind of Zeus's newest "scuplture" and let me tell ya, I've never seen such liberal use of a chisel. I don't know who he paid off to get those abs, but if rumor is to be believed, and trust me, there are MANY women who have told me the EXACT same story, then that six-pack-abs is a bit of an over-active imagination on the part of the artist. Most likely, Zeus promised not to seduce the artist's wife if he just chiseled those abs like he said.

What a joke. He's probably already seduced her when he'd made the agreement. You know how those humans believe anything! Haha!